Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
the cast of characters expands
well, i guess i’m going to sign off and email my spammer/grandpa back.
rainy saturday
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
seven random things
- i have a real life fear of zombies. i discovered this the year that the “dawn of the dead” remake came out. not too long after watching that i was talked into watching “28 days later.” i had terrifying nightmares for weeks on end after watching those. after a discussion of zombies, i dream about them. i even tried watching “shawn of the dead” hoping the funny side of zombies would be a break through. no luck. i feel like i need to read “the zombie survival guide” so i can fend against the walking dead but i can’t bring myself to read it. the barrage of imagery the book would bring on is terrifying.
- i’ve never been overseas.
- i have been infatuated with electronics (especially robots) for as long as i can remember. i am not sure where or when this infatuation started but it was fostered while being raised by a single mother when i was an only child. i picked up a lot of the typical “dad” duties. from hooking up the vcr to working the grill to mowing the lawn.
- i love my feet. i think they are gorgeous. they are pampered as much as money and time allow.
- i have a phobia of microwaves. it’s true. i am almost never in the same room as a microwave that is on. i will leave right away when one comes on even if it means leaving a conversation abruptly. something about microwaves ain’t right. i think it’s a goddamned cancer maker that sucks flavor out of food.
- i’m a water lover. i am at my freest when i am in water. the thing i look forward to the most for the upcoming summer is being one block from the lake for unlimited swimming and snorkeling! i have had a recurring dream my most of my life that i can breath underwater. this stopped after i got certified as a scuba diver. i hope i will finally be able to dive a shipwreck this summer.
- cows and dogs are my favorite animals.
- [edit: i've decided to add an eighth one. i hate card games. except for uno, i am completely uninterested in card games. actually, they make me sort of angry. even at the risk of social awkwardness and hurt feelings, i will not play card games. this is fresh on my mind because it just happened tonight. i was the only person of seven people not playing a card game.]
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
four years and counting
Saturday, December 13, 2008
rainy saturday
Friday, December 12, 2008
last day at apple
- ringing up customers on a pocket pc (windows-based technology)
- i had a woman approach me right when the store opened one day eager to buy “some apples.” she was referring to ipods.
- explaining at least 200 times, to people who speak english as a second language, that you cannot purchase the iphone without a service contract.
- selling a macbook to man in the middle of a sex change process (to a woman, unconvincingly). she bought the macbook because she accidentally spilled a martini on her macbook air and was too impatient to let it dry out to see if it still worked.
- one of our, many, close-talking customers accidentally spit on my face. the spit landed about 1/4 inch from my eyeball.
- experiencing black friday not as a customer
Sunday, December 7, 2008
day off
Thursday, December 4, 2008
ch-ch-ch-chaaanges
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
What wakes you: wxrt
Your initial look in the mirror reveals: bedhead
You usually first put on: glasses
Your closet: empty
Your mood before 11am: chill
The first thing you look at online after email: chainlink
Something you tend to snack on: nuts
What you see out your front door: walls
Your takeout menus: pizza
Number of boxes of tissue out in your home right now: one
The way you sneeze would read: “hAAAAAAAAAcho…ugh”
Number of times a day you probably brush your hair: questionable
The most predominant thing in your pantry: spices
A smell commonly coming from your kitchen: onion
How you sort your books: height
The way you keep your place in a book: memory
Something you hide when people come over: unmentionables
Number of people normally at your table during dinner: one
Something you put on your nightstand before bed: hair clip
How high you pull the covers when you go to sleep: overhead